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Hello Beautiful, It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseperable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play inHollywood. But deep down Im Still In Love With You. I dont wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdog in this situation, but I Am What I am! I've been sending out S.O.S'shoping you'd help out some Poor Unforutnate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye!

Check all that apply to you:
((If you're not a JB fan, dont even attempt to understand this))

(x) You have the release date for their next album in your calendar

(x) You're planning your wedding already (lol)

(x) You were dissapointed when they didn't take off their shirts in the "Poor Unfortunate Souls" video

(x) 'One Day at a Time' makes you tear up

(x) You can sing every JB song word for word, even the new unreleased ones

(x) You know what "CAMPFIREEEEE!" means and can almost do it as good as the boys

(x) A comment from the Jonas boys is received - you jump up and down screaming for about 15 minutes (more like an hour)

(x) You constantly think about one of the boys

(x) You argue with anybody who thinks they like one of them more than you

(x) You liked Kevin before he became "Hot", and always thought he was

(x) You know about Nick's Christian album and all the songs that were on it

(x) You call them by Nicknames Joey, Kevy, or Nicky, etc.

(x) You know all the boys ages and cant beleive Nick is only 15!

(x) You want a tambourine even though you don't play

(x) 'I Am What I Am, I Cant Help Myself'

(x) You don't understand how the girls in "7:05", "One Day at a Time", and "You Just Dont Know It" could of been so mean to them

(x) Your friends start to hate you because you talk about the Jonas Brothers so much

(x) You know the relation between JB and Busted

(x) You have at least 10 JB songs in your Ipod or MP3 Player

(x) You put Peeps in the microwave

(x) You know where "I Believe I Make Sense to Yo Momma" came from, and crack up when you watch that video

(x) You beleive that Joe is the funniest thing EVER

(x) All You want is for Christmas is a Hippopotamus, and the Hippopotamus wants you too

(x) You know where "OMG NICK, YOURE SO HOT!!" came from and can't help but laugh

(x) Your computer desktop screen is Jonas Brothers and so is your Screen Saver (just my screen saver :D)

(x) You know what 'Eternity' was written for, and who it was written for

(x) You are caught singing "Yo-ho, Yo-ho, a Pirate's life for Me"

(x) You know what "Poned" means and you use the word on a daily basis

(x) You promote the Jonas Brothers everywhere you go

(x) JB = LIFE, no questions asked

(x) You know their parents' names

(x) You say "Holy Jonas" and "Oh My Jonas!"

(x) You know the holiday "Kwan Ziggy Ziggy Zam" and plan on celebrating it this Year!

(x) You use the catch phrase "It was Fantastilistic!"

(x) You keep calling the airline companies to book a flight to 'Alklahoma', but they have no idea what you're talking about

(x) Whenever you see alot of cars you yell "TRAFFIC!"

(x) You use the phrase "Yo, thats illogical, I can't have it", whenever you dont believe something

(x) You know what "Retainer Time" is and you laugh about it often

(x) You cant help but say "Awesomeness" when you're really pleased

(x) When you see a picture of Nick you can't help but say "Look at Nick, hes such a Stud Muffin"

(x) You know where "Hi, My name is Kevin Jonas, and I'd Like to sell you a Car" came from and laugh about it everytime

(x) You buy Baby Bottle Pops, just because of the commercial

(x) You truly beleive that Earth is the farthest planet from the Sun

(x) You know about "Moo, Bah!"

(x) You can't help but jump off the walls, literally, at fast paced songs

(x) You wish you lived in the Year 3000 with the boys

(x) You know who the "Bonus Jonas" is

(x) Limited Too is your favorite 'Restaurant'

(xxxxxxxxxxx) You cried when you watched the speech where Nick announced his Diabetes

(xxxx) The whole time you read this, you were smiling and nodding

I'M SORRY
that you think the Jonas Brothers are gay
and only because they dont talk about hooking
up with girls in their music.

I'M SORRY
that you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.

I'M SORRY
that you joke at me for being in love with them
and only because you dont know them,
and haven't given them a chance.

I'M SORRY
That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you dont have the guts to
call us beautiful instead, too.

I'M SORRY
That you think their music sucks
and only because they arent talking about
getting drunk or high.

And most of all I'M SORRY
that you haven't even given them a chance.
You haven't even listened to their music. And
you haven't even thought about the fact that
girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

WHEN LiFE HANDS U LEMONS, THROW THEM BACK AND YELL "I WANT THE JONAS BROTHERS!!"

Today My Friend Told Me That Limited Too Is Not a Restaurant It's a store, and that you cant shoot bacon out of your body. She also told me that Quan Ziggy Ziggy Zam is NOT a holiday. She told me that the Jonas brothers were not alive in 1923 and that the earth isn't covered in 75 water, and that there are cars in Oklahoma. She also told me that no one can go to the year 3000 and oh you'll never believe this, she told me that there is no such place as Wisconsin, Ohio and that Joe secretly isn't superman. She also told me that Kevin wasn't controlled by an X-Box Remote!

Pshh...
BOY IS SHE STUPID OR WHAT!?((all JB fans Who Belive That This Is True Re-Post))

TOMORROW IS THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS 3D CONCERT & JONAS BROTHERS: LIVING THE DREAM!

yay.

Stupid Life.

Yes. Everyone has to despise me, right?

Yeah. I get it now. Everyone hates me.

Yep. I ain't perfect.

So let it be.

Stupid Life.

Christianismo

Okay, class started last tuesday, so sorry for the late updates. I'm in a Catholic/Venetian/Marian school... Because well, I am a catholic. Duh. So, school was awesome. I'm in the honor section aka star section (shocker!) and well, the people are so nice here. 7-obedience!

Suddenly I want a purity ring. Because of the Jonas Brothers. Yeah, I loved Nick's newer one, and Joe (or Kevin's?) ring with the crosses. I'm searching for the right one. But yeah, I like Nick's old 'Poned' one.. But I want mine to say Pwned♥. Haha. That'd be so cool.

Or how 'bout Kai♥? I have no idea what I want, actually. A classy silver one will do. But no thanks to fake ones. No offense, but I want my purity ring to be special, and not cheap or fake from the bazaars/tiangges. I want it to be pure silver or white gold. Period.

We have a lot of homework and schoolwork now so I didn't get any chance to update...at all. About the epihone guitar... Not a chance I'll get it...at all. *sigh*

Well, my stomach currently hurts, pray to God that it'll stop hurting.

French Kisses &
Bear hugs,
Kyra Ordoñez

Sadness to the extreme levels

mood: unexplainable
Currently watching: Avatar: the last airbender chibi episode
Currently listening to: Inseparable by the Jonas Brothers


I dreamed about one of my friends at school. She acted weirdly, and we hated her. Yeah... awkward...
So today's Sunday which means- Church! Yay. We went grocery store, and bought stuff, for a month, and caused us lots of cha-ching. And we ate at a restaurant..yummy noodles. :) With lots and lots of lemon. After eating the mami, I played with the soup and put in ketchup and vinegar drops. Haha. I do this every time we go out to eat.

Anyways, Jackie came to our house today to straighten up my super-wavy hair. And now? It's aiyt. :) Cool.

Anyways, When you look me in the eyes is 9 weeks in #1 in myx international top twenty! Yay.

Those Jonas boys again, giving out an un-tuned guitar with their autograph...Oh, I'm trying to win that signed epiphany guitar. But, seriously, what are the odds that I, a cool awesome 12-year-old, win a guitar?

Myx won't choose any kid. But I hope they would. And I hope that kid would be me. Come on, I'm a kid who's turning thirteen this november, has a lot of common sense, thinks their song is awesome, thinks they all rock, and has a lot of ideas (and dreams) about those Jonas Boys. So... why not me?

I'm sure if you're a fan of the Jonas Brothers, and you're 12 years old, who happens to be a girl, you'd definitely agree with me-- myx should choose kids too. :) Right?

Well, I hope I win that guitar, and if I don't, I'd give up my Jonas Fantasy (yeah, right)...kidding. But, I'd seriously be depressed... I already am.

How could you guys cheer me up? Simple. If you win that guitar, see that there are more fans that deserve that thing. So give it to me. :) Haha. No, seriously.

I still have a lot on my mind. But I'm depressed about the odds of me seeing the Jonas Brothers close up & in real person and getting that signed guitar, hence, not writing anymore.

Class is on Tuesday. :(

French Kisses &
Bear hugs,
Kyra.